Funniest scenes from pineapple express , which is BTW one of the most funniest movies! HAVE TO WATCH !!
Cast: James Franco (as Saul Silver), Seth Rogen (as Dale Denton, Danny Mcbride (as Red)
Red: [underneath a door] TIME OUT! Time out!
Saul: [stops jumping on the phone] Okay, truce.
Red: Time in! Fuck you!
Red: I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry!
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Dale Denton: Saul, help me! Help me! He’s punching my bum!
Saul: Smell it. SMELL it! Enjoy. It’s like… God’s vagina!
Dale Denton: Uhhh!
Saul: What, do you wanna bathe in it?
Dale Denton: I just want to live in here!
Saul: Yes, you wanna be it?
Dale Denton: Oh, my God, I just wanna shove it up my nose and have that smell all day. That’s amazing! It’s beautiful!
Saul: Shove it anywhere you like!
Dale Denton: What’s it called?
Saul: Pineapple Express.
Saul: [Reaches for Dale’s hand, trying to pull him into the air vent] Give it to me!
Dale Denton: Come on!
Saul: Be taller!
Dale Denton: [Gives up] Be stronger!
[Saul throws his cell phone into the woods after suggesting that they can be traced]
Dale Denton: Whoa! What the fuck was that?
Saul: I was trying to hit that tree. I missed.
Dale Denton: What tree?
Saul: That one.
Dale Denton: Why didn’t you smash it on a rock like a normal person like I did?
Saul: I don’t know! How often does somebody smash things? I’m rusty, fuck.
Dale Denton: Oh, man, did you at least see where it landed?
Saul: I don’t know. Just call it.
Dale Denton: Call it? With what? My phone has been smashed!
Saul: [pauses] Y’know, I bet they can’t even triangulate those things.
Dale Denton: Well, you shouldn’t have said anything, because now you convinced me they can! You were very convincing back there!
Saul: Okay, okay. Fine, I’ll go find it. Fuck.
Dale Denton: Do you see it?
Saul: See what?
Dale Denton: The phone, you idiot!
Dale Denton: Danger! Danger! Trees! Tree! Tree! Squirrel!
Saul: I think we should stay!
Dale Denton: Why?
Saul: …Cause I’m in the dumpster already!
Dale Denton: Couscous - the food’s so nice they named it twice.
Red: Do you know what today is?
Red: This is my cat’s birthday today.
Dale Denton: I don’t see a cat in here. I’m sorry. Did you let it out by accident?
Red: No, because he died three months ago, okay? So now who’s the funny guy?
Dale Denton: I’m sorry?
Red: Today is his birthday and it is a tradition that on his birthday I get up extra early and make him his favorite kind of dessert.
Saul: Don’t worry, bro. Your cat’s going to heaven.
Red: Yeah, maybe. Maybe he went to heaven. He was a little fucker. He could’ve gone to hell.
Saul: Enjoy your last meal.
[throws bills at Dale]
Saul: Here, supersize it, bitch.
Robert: Are you high?
Dale Denton: What? No!
Shannon: You are high as a fucking kite!
Saul: Let’s roll, man! I’m done with the woods! Let’s go! C’mon, man, let’s get the fuck outta here!
Dale Denton: [sarcastically] Okay… Uhh let’s go… No… It’s not working… the battery’s dead.
Saul: Wait…! What do you mean, it’s dead?
Dale Denton: [laughing] What do I mean? I mean the battery’s dead. The battery’s dead!
Saul: No, no! What do you mean, the battery’s dead?
Dale Denton: How can I explain this to you differently? The battery is dead. It ceased to live. It’s deceased now. The car needs a battery to start, Saul.
Saul: [frustrated sigh] How did this happen?
Dale Denton: Well we clearly fell asleep with the battery on and-…
Saul: Aw, man… Talk radio?
Dale Denton: Yes, talk radio.
Saul: So boring, man! The car just committed suicide.
Red: Today’s my cat’s birthday.
Red: [coughing, after being shot] What the fuck, man? You shot me in my stomach! I’m gon’ die now probably! Man, I had y’all over for dinner - fish tacos! This how you do me?
[gets shot again]
Funniest scenes from pineapple express , which is BTW one of